This comedic poem of Dash’s is a sharp, fun, and enlightening read. Enjoy.
We can’t use books because they have no buttons! GOD that’s funny!
Icecaps melting, wildfires, hurricanes, but it’s just sunny!
“These Millennials are sensitive; I can’t call guys him or that girl her!
Oh, my coupon is expired? LET ME SPEAK WITH A MANAGER.”
“What? You just rent? I bet it’s ‘cause of those phones!”
No, Karen, it’s because I can’t afford my goddamn student loans!
“But I worked my way through college! It’s you guys that want the most!”
Said the article that blamed the avocado toast.
“That phrase is so disrespectful! This is an insult we will not take!”
What about when everyone you insulted was a “snowflake”?
You’re old and washed up and entitled and annoying.
The world is changing and won’t be enjoying
This negative mindset of superiority,
So feel disrespected, take the insult and leave!
Everyone is a wussy for one reason or another!
You aren’t special just for being a grandmother!
We can all get along, it’s not really a big deal,
Though, it would be nice if y’all would tip with your meals…